10:00pm - I've ordered the closing of Gitmo (um... at a time and place when I choose to do so - which could take a long time, because I have no plans to close it at all in the immediate future - because I have no idea whatsoever about what to do with the caged animals we have housed down there... "Have you seen those guys?")
9:57pm - I am going to end this war - and I WILL DO SO BY ADOPTING ALMOST ALL OF PRESIDENT BUSH'S STRATEGIES TO DATE.
9:56pm - Hide the price of the war? Anyone confused on this one... The cost to me as been seemingly WELL DOCUMENTED.
9:54pm - If you're family makes $250,000 not one cent in higher taxes... 2.24.09 9:56pm EST (mark it down for when he breaks this promise...)
9:53pm - We will screw farmers and cut back on defense spending...
9:52pm - OUTRIGHT LIE - passed a stimulus that had no earmarks? (BALONEY!!!!!!)
9:52pm - Swipe number 72 at the previous administration...
9:51pm - If you don't want to pass on a debt to the children that they can not pay - then stop passing bill after bill that enslaves them to greater and greater debt...
9:51pm - Responsibility for our children's education MUST BEGIN at home... (Even I am applauding that one...)
9:49pm - Volunteer and get "free" education... Obama asks for Hatch/Kennedy to be passed...
9:48pm - Dropping out of high school isn't just quitting on yourself, it's quitting on your country... (ALMOST like a Kennedy - a good one anyway...) Highest percentage of college graduates - a worthy goal!
9:48pm - We will expand commitment to charter schools (DEMOCRATS didn't CLAP!!!!)
9:47pm - We have made the progress to give the TEACHER'S UNIONS even MORE POWER in the next eight years...
9:46pm - We have one of the highest drop out rates because of our Teacher's Unions and tenures...
9:45pm - Bringing people together to work on these things and to tell them "I won so :-p 'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!"
9:44pm - The Obama budget will CURE CANCER "in his time" (in the next four years...) MESSIAH has spoken...
9:43pm - Swipe 4 at the previous administration...
9:42pm - Health care causes a bankruptcy every 30 seconds? (Does anyone every fact check Obama? Does anyone every even bother to see if he's just making this stuff up?)
9:41pm - Did he just advocate clean coal???? (KMC faints...)
9:39pm - CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!!!!!!! Market based cap on carbon (read that - our way to randomly punish businesses we don't like...)
9:38pm - Hey here's an even better goal - how about policies that lead to the largest UPPER class ever in history?
9:37pm - Me thinks he just said FDR led to the largest middle class in history? IS HE NUTS? FDR extended the great depression at least ten years longer than was necessary...
9:35pm - The only way to cure the economy is RAISE TAXES... RAISE TAXES and go GREEN and rainbows will fly...
9:34pm - YAY more government regulations, giving partisan hacks jobs, and ruining the hope of "We The People"
9:33pm - Credit will solve all our problems... S L O W L Y but surely confidence will return...
9:32pm - "Yield to the politics of the moment?" (Like funding ACORN, STD's, and PLANNED PARENTHOOD... Water Parks in Florida....
9:31pm - The cost will be greater still... even more... yay... yippee... so much fun to think how much more it could cost...
9:31pm - THOSE DAYS ARE OVER... now its the group from ACORN who get to pad their paycheck, and redo the drapes...
9:30pm - HA - 12 minutes in and swipe number two at the previous administration...
9:28pm - "RESPONSIBLE FAMILIES" - like those who have defaulted on their mortgage payments for 90 days or longer... (hmmm if I didn't pay MY mortgage for 90 more days maybe I could qualify...)
9:27pm - Break this destructive cycle - by putting more dept on to a nation that is already drowned in it... Throw in a little inflation and boy you got a horrible future currency...
9:26pm - No real recovery without cleaning up the credit crisis... GREAT glad to know that the stimulus just put each of us in dept to the tune of $4290 per person in the entire nation... Meaning that the average family of 4 is $17,000 more dollars in dept than they were before the stimulus was passed... Thank you sir, may I have another please...
9:25pm - Nobody messes with Joe... except when Joe messes with Joe, because we all "know" that half the time no one knows what Joe is up to...
9:25pm - YAY - extended unemployment - so we can be lazy butts longer and not have to create, find, or discover new jobs...
9:24pm - This plan saved 57 police officers' jobs. (Good only 3.48 million jobs to go... according to your promise)
9:23pm - This "Congress" delivered? (He means that his liberal goons acted. More Democrats voted against the stimulus than Republicans voted for it.)
9:22pm - An agenda that begins with jobs... (Only problem is that his stimulus does NOT CREATE JOBS!!!!!!!!!!)
9:21pm - People bought homes they could not afford? (Because Barney Frank and the Congressional Black Caucus yelled "RACISTS" if anyone told them they COULDN'T afford them...)
9:21pm - Surplus became an excuse to transfer wealth to the wealthy?
9:20pm - What is required is to pull together... WRONG - pull together around the RIGHT kind of ideas...
9:19pm - The weight of this crisis will not determine the destiny of this nation...
9:18pm - The evidence of this recession is real... DUH!