You've seen the story by now: Jesse Jackson thinks Obama is "WHITEY White!"

Not completely sure what he even means by it but the revelation of the """Rev's""" thoughts on the matter tell us one thing for sure - Hillary outbid 'Bama and paid pretty pennies. Having bought the Jesse machine, Hillary probably feels its safe now to go about ignoring black people - pretty much the way she has her entire life - except when there is a photo-op to be had!

But what intrigues me about the concept that Jesse is attacking Obama with is - what does it really mean?

Does it mean that:
a) Obama "speaks too much like a 'white' man?"
b) Has not impregnated as many females as the "good" """Rev"""?
c) Did not participate in enough gang violence when a young boy?
d) Has never been shot in a drive-by on Chicago's southside?
e) Graduated high school?
f) Has a vocabulary that is larger than "f**k", "b*tch", "h*e", and "n*ggah"?
g) Is STILL married to his first and only wife?
h) Actually spends time in his home, with his kids?
i) Is able to speak intellectually on a wide range of socio-economic-governmental topics?
j) Has not had illicit sexual liasons with under-staffers while visiting the White House counseling other adulterers on their path to "god?"
k) Has spoken in Rick Warren's pulpit?
l) Has put forward an economic plan where the word - tax-cuts, and incentives were used?
m) Didn't kiss the ring of the proclaimed self-serving "civil rights leaders" of our time?
n) Thinks for himself, instead of buying the brainwash of self-appointed """Rev's"""?
o) Doesn't need Jesse, Al, or any other voice to "speak for him?"
p) Actually has a chance at large numbers of both blacks and whites voting for him?
q) Did not offer Rev. Shakedown as much money has Hillary did to attack his opponents?
r) Has not been arrested?
s) Still hasn't spread his spermination beyond his marital vows?
t) Actually has credentials like Editor of the Harvard Law Review?
u) Has a brain that works and is attempting to tri-angulate votes?
v) Has never needed Jesse Jackson for ANYTHING?
w) Can't make second grade rhymes?
x) Never used Jackson's rent-a-mob?
y) Can articulate actual thoughts longer than three sentences?
z) Is more satisfied with his life choices than Jesse has ever dreamed of?

Friends - the list COULD go on...

The point being - and hear me clearly on this - I do NOT support Obama - and WILL NEVER vote for him. But Jesse's knee jerk over Obama not rushing to the aid of six boys and creating the media circus that Jesse has become expert at - does not make Obama "white, black, yellow, red or green."

And who's to say that being something other than black isn't evil anyway?

I've known scummy white people. I've known horrid blacks. I've also known a GREAT number of people from ALL ethnicities that have shown courage, grace, and intelligence.

Maybe Jesse doesn't like the fact that a WHITE WOMAN bought him off and now he's stuck supporting someone he doesn't much care for.

Speaking of which - who is worse: A black man who rises to the top of his community's and society's pinnacle of achievements? Or a black man who sells his soul to spout the talking/attack points of plantation nanny?