Monday, December 11, 2006
Posted by:
Kevin McCullough
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1:29 PM
Actually Gore said nothing of the sort. But wouldn't he HAVE to if he was intellectually honest about his feigned outrage concerning the SUV and the damage it is doing to the global warming picture?
Today's headline from THE INDEPENDENT in London find's a story that NO global warming advocate will take great comfort in...
Because in essence it's solution is to have "The World's Biggest Barbecue" and that would cause the PETA crazies to turn on the Global Warming crazies and then you'd just have udder chaos...(Sorry, I couldn't refuse...)
You're probably onto something. I suggest instead of bombing the cattle, we should round them up and nuke them, though; nothing like a little nuclear winter to counter the ill effects of global warming, I always say. Mushroom clouds have been known to cool off hotheads. Maybe one would cool off that hot-headed shrimp in Tehran with the designer stubble, Ahmedingus.
I like your PETA idea, too - if we were to barbeque all that brisket, there's nothing like one of those PETA pocket breads to keep the sauce off the front of your good shirt. Makes cleanup a snap, too.
We could send one of those barbeque PETA sandwiches to Rosie O'Donnell; that might put her in a better mood. I heard somewhere she was in a bad mood, because of some Chinese food, or something like that. I guess Chinese disagrees with her. A little West Texas barbecue might be just the thing to fix her right up. |
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