There's a new coffeeshop open where you "don't have to worry about listening to
beatnik poetry or some political ideology that makes me want to vomit."
The new
Conservative Cafe is the alternative to your typical "traditional liberal bastion coffeehouses."
The owner, Dave Beckham believes: "Coffee shouldn't be about sitting in a cafe for 12 hours. Coffee gets us through our workday. It's what we drink before we make steel for the rest of the country or head out into the fields."
He also sells conservative shirts with phrases like ""Zip It, Hippie," "Peace through Superior Firepower," and "Silly liberal. . . . Paychecks are for Workers" printed on them.
Despite the cafe's name, Beckham's partner is a Democrat and they frequently extend their "operating hours to accommodate an ideologically mixed group of "Hannity & Colmes" fans, who wanted to watch the show and debate the topics."
If you are wondering what to order, the "Radical Right" coffee ("the cafe's strongest roast") would probably be the best choice. Or you can try" conservative, moderate and liberal—the latter of which Beckham describes as a "Colombian decaf with no substance." How appropriate.