Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Posted by:
Kevin McCullough
at
10:48 PM
I'm spending more time than usual tonight in the New York blogging underground and Ace has always been a bit of an addiction but his co-blogger Jack M. is running for President on this platform...
And since you deserve to know my platform, I'll lay it out for you in terms even morons can understand:
Amnesty/Illegal Immigration: Against it.
Building a border wall: For it.
Abortion: Against it.
Gun Control: Against It.
Gay Marriage: Against It.
"Torture": For it.
War on Terror: For It.
Strict Constructionists: For them.
Missile Defense: For It.
Tax Cuts: For Them.
Spending Cuts: For them.
McCain/Feingold: Against It.
Kyoto: Against it.
Chinese Communism: Against It.
Cuban Communism: Against It.
Venezuelan Chavezism: Against It.
Iranian Nukes: Against them.
North Korean Nukes: Against Them.
Islamic Jihadism: Against It.
The Bush Doctrine: For it.
Old Europe: Ignore them.
New Europe: For them.
Nuclear Power: For it.
Putting Reagan on Mount Rushmore: For it.
Would love to ask all the "official candidates" for their answers in exactly the same fashion...