I'm spending more time than usual tonight in the New York blogging underground and Ace has always been a bit of an addiction but his co-blogger Jack M. is running for President on this platform...
And since you deserve to know my platform, I'll lay it out for you in terms even morons can understand: Amnesty/Illegal Immigration: Against it.Building a border wall: For it.Abortion: Against it.Gun Control: Against It.Gay Marriage: Against It."Torture": For it.War on Terror: For It.Strict Constructionists: For them.Missile Defense: For It.Tax Cuts: For Them.Spending Cuts: For them.McCain/Feingold: Against It.Kyoto: Against it.Chinese Communism: Against It.Cuban Communism: Against It.Venezuelan Chavezism: Against It.Iranian Nukes: Against them.North Korean Nukes: Against Them.Islamic Jihadism: Against It.The Bush Doctrine: For it.Old Europe: Ignore them.New Europe: For them.Nuclear Power: For it.Putting Reagan on Mount Rushmore: For it.
And since you deserve to know my platform, I'll lay it out for you in terms even morons can understand:
Amnesty/Illegal Immigration: Against it.Building a border wall: For it.Abortion: Against it.Gun Control: Against It.Gay Marriage: Against It."Torture": For it.War on Terror: For It.Strict Constructionists: For them.Missile Defense: For It.Tax Cuts: For Them.Spending Cuts: For them.McCain/Feingold: Against It.Kyoto: Against it.Chinese Communism: Against It.Cuban Communism: Against It.Venezuelan Chavezism: Against It.Iranian Nukes: Against them.North Korean Nukes: Against Them.Islamic Jihadism: Against It.The Bush Doctrine: For it.Old Europe: Ignore them.New Europe: For them.Nuclear Power: For it.Putting Reagan on Mount Rushmore: For it.
Would love to ask all the "official candidates" for their answers in exactly the same fashion...