"...get me a state trooper and bring her to my suite."
Five wierd ways you can tell if your man is cheating on you... all according to "experts." I'm sort of surprised "working late, lipstick on collar, mysterious hotel bills" didn't make the list. In fact I don't even think I agree with these...
Cheating Sign #1: He Doesn't Pay His Bills On Time
Cheating Sign #2: He's A Do-Gooder
Cheating Sign #3: He's Rolling In The Dough
Cheating Sign #4: He's A Yeller
Cheating Sign #5: He's A Mirror Hog