hearing things...
I know it's gotten to be a weekly occurrence in the McCullough house that we notice at least one or two strange things about Paula Abdul. They range from such subtleties as not being able to link more than three coherent words in any string of audible expression to what we think was on a couple of occasions putting her underwear on the outside of her clothes...
It is NOT an uncommon Tuesday night phenomenon for one of us to try to beat the other one in asking, "What is Paula's problem?" I think the minimum it took us one week was roughly 8 secs into the live show.
But nothing...
Absolutely nothing...has ever been comparable to...well...oh man...
Paula has never unpacked the box of crazy like what Cracky Cracklin' Crackhead pulled out last night. You can watch the slow motion head on collision into a brick wall below...