Though the Mayor is promising a full and thorough investigation in the New York City shooting case in which a groom was shot to death (over 50 rounds emptied) while leaving his "bachelor party" at 4am in Queens.

Even though the Mayor is promising such an investigation that's not stopping Rev. Al from hopping on the "put me on camera" bandwagon... Stirring the pot and jumping the gun, Rev. Al has been holding daily rallies attempting to make himself look like the important player he wants to be in this story.

But according to eyewitnesses, there is much already known about the events that took the life of Sean Bell on the early morning of his wedding. From this information, I am attempting to help other would-be grooms as to how to keep from getting shot on their day of bliss.

1. DON'T choose to have your bachelor party at a skanky strip-club in Queens.
2. DON'T have your buddies pick a fight with Mr. Heavy who is already packing heat.
3. DON'T force the local streetwalker to choose how many of you and your homies she will have "to do", thus causing part of the ruckus.
4. DON'T decide to have your buddies get your gun out of your car.
5. DON'T ignore police officer's direct instructions.
6. DON'T ram your car into the officer's leg, and try to kill him - thus making your car a deadly weapon.
7. DON'T try to run over the officer a second time - thus again making your car a deadly weapon.
8. DON'T try to drive away recklessly when MORE police officers show up.
9. DON'T let your buddy hop out of the car - with your gun.
10. DON'T SPEND THE NIGHT BEFORE YOUR WEDDING TRYING TO BED A PROSTITUTE FROM A SKANKY STRIP CLUB IN QUEENS!!!!!!

Is it just me or is this harder than it seems?