First he got to make a fictitious film about the imagined "man-made" causes of global (1 degree in 100 years) warming.
Then he got to use millions of gallons of jet fuel to fly everywhere to promote it...
He's been nominated for an Oscar, and presented at the Grammys...
So now he gets a pretend doctorate, for his pretend expertise...
And Brangelina is married to Frangelina, rivers are made of chocolate, gold is raining from the sky, pigs are flying...yaddih, yaddih...