Nothing really grates on my nerves more than for men to talk, huff, pout and stamper like little girls. And the opening men's night on American Idol has to be one of the most disappointing openers in the seven years the hit has been on Prime Time television.

Danny and Colton (pictured above) did Elvis tunes (*ahemmmm) and both acted like girls before they sang and after the judges began to give them feedback.

There were several other guys that did complete panzy performances so basically all night long we were waiting for some sort of man - to come out and sing, sound, speak, and look like -  A MAN!

This added to the aspect that was revealed last week that at least four of the top 24 of this year's class have already been in the record industry and rejected - leaves all of us wondering if the "best class ever" that the show's producers keep putting into the buzz mill have any teeth to them.

I think Danny and Colton will probably be gone fairly early in the competition - they are wearing their girlness a little too proudly like a chip on their shoulder and that will grow to annoy just about everybody. Girls will find them too catty. Guys will not relate to them at all. And normal parents who want their boys to grow up to be men will probably just fast forward the DVR through their portions...

On a positive from tonight's performances - the final act:  Michael Johns nearly redeemed the night. Unfortunately he was having to overcome 11 of the most forgettable acts - including several queens that American Idol has put on stage!

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