Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Posted by:
Kevin McCullough
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10:52 PM
  guy's night? Nothing really grates on my nerves more than for men to talk, huff, pout and stamper like little girls. And the opening men's night on American Idol has to be one of the most disappointing openers in the seven years the hit has been on Prime Time television.
Danny and Colton (pictured above) did Elvis tunes (*ahemmmm) and both acted like girls before they sang and after the judges began to give them feedback.
There were several other guys that did complete panzy performances so basically all night long we were waiting for some sort of man - to come out and sing, sound, speak, and look like - A MAN!
This added to the aspect that was revealed last week that at least four of the top 24 of this year's class have already been in the record industry and rejected - leaves all of us wondering if the "best class ever" that the show's producers keep putting into the buzz mill have any teeth to them.
I think Danny and Colton will probably be gone fairly early in the competition - they are wearing their girlness a little too proudly like a chip on their shoulder and that will grow to annoy just about everybody. Girls will find them too catty. Guys will not relate to them at all. And normal parents who want their boys to grow up to be men will probably just fast forward the DVR through their portions...
On a positive from tonight's performances - the final act: Michael Johns nearly redeemed the night. Unfortunately he was having to overcome 11 of the most forgettable acts - including several queens that American Idol has put on stage!
Vote Michael Up tonight 866.IDOLS.12!
if you're waiting for someone who shaves to step up and knock out "my way" then you'd better go make a sandwich. ain't gonna' happen...
years ago, hollywood's leading men were gravel-voiced guys like clark gable and john wayne, gary cooper, humphrey bogart and spencer tracy. today, hollywood's leading boyz are cake eaters like tom cruise and jim carrey, kevin bacon and mike meyers. i have more hair where the sun don't shine than those four guys have on their faces. all due respect fellas, but one of you standing at the door saying, "frankly my dear, i don't give a damn," wouldn't end a movie with a sigh, it would start a roaring peal of laughter.
american idol is no different. the women sound like mario lanza in pumps and the men look and sound like altos straight out of the vienna boys choir. they should all switch sides, then restart the competition.
elvis' genius was wrapped in danger. he was a big, good-looking kid who probably could have whipped my daddy's butt. he moved like a snake and sang like meadowlark and nobody i knew would have let his best girl go backstage to say hello because he knew he'd never see her again. elvis was raw heterosexuality; a guy sitting on a gas can with a cigar in his mouth.
it's not that way at american idol.
heck, i'd send my girl backstage at american idol, and i'd send all three of my daughters backstage wearing cheerleader's outfits. the four of them would be perfectly safe, and they'd straggle home disappointed.
the only person i wouldn't send backstage at american idol is my parish priest. |
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whole show, although I did see the two "guys" that you have pictured here. The dark haired one was so effeminate (like your title said) that I almost barfed. He put his hands on his hips, made snide remarks to Simon (who was the only one honest enough to tell the kid he was not good), pouted and chewed on his lips, and finally teared up. It was disgusting to watch this on national television...I was cringing at the unprofessional spectacle this kid made of himself. I could not believe how many obviously homosexual male contestants there were in this top 12. Don't know if I will bother with watching this anyway since I have not missed seeing it for the past 3 seasons.
Afterthoughts, that was funny about the parish priest! |
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Kevin, you are personally responsible for many teen suicides in America.
And I know drag queens that could probably knock your fat head off. |
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Personally, I could care less about their leanings. They are harmless. As long as they shut up and sing, I'm cool. |
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"american idol is no different. the women sound like mario lanza in pumps and the men look and sound like altos straight out of the vienna boys choir. they should all switch sides, then restart the competition."
Oh gosh afterthoughts, you're hystercal..
I was recovering from laughing at your comment, it was so funny..and sad..
Sad, but true..
You should consider comedy
You could have a calling there.. |
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What are some doing here, when they're not advocating gays, they make fun of Mr. McCullough's appearance, or his "fat head"?
And laughing at the poor man because he lost his job? Well that's just a sin, to make fun of the misfortunes of others. Where's your mercy?
As for those sad lads on American Idol, the blonde one looked more like a dude. But society and the culture has urged them to be fruity. That and the Godless faith of Femanism.
That victim mentality has skewed what you call interesting entertainment. Those fellows displays were disgusting. They should be ashamed as young men, singers, and artists.
These ones are a disgrace to even that race of folks you call "gay" men..
Having lost loved ones of that persuasion, I can share, Mr. McCullough is hardly responsible for the whole dead gay spectacle.
But I guess it helps to have someone to blame.
Yea, it's a conspiracy..an angle..a perverted trend, in the world and Sodom. 'Nuff said.
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